Optimus Diesel: Cutting edge guerilla marketing?

After enjoying a string of mostly sweet indicas and indica dominants, I asked the budtender for a really nice sativa.  Valuing the gentleman’s immediate reaction, and curious about this name I hadn’t heard, the choice was easy.

What does it mean when you pick up a strain that Google doesn’t know about?  Is somebody making shit up?  Or is this some hyperlocal herb from the heart of the collective?  Who cares.  Let’s get high.

It would be fun to come up with new strain names only considering the marketing potential.  How many people want something with “OG” in the name?  Or Kush, or Diesel, or Purple?  Try out my new OG Purple Diesel Kush!  It’s the shit Snoop Dogg was talking about, when Dr. Dre was dropping mad beats and Cypress Hill was still loco!

So is Optimus Diesel more than meets the eye?   You know… Transformers, wink wink.  But for really though, it did not strike me how pretty these nugs were until I looked more closely at the macro pictures.  Bits of light green, forest, purple, orange, red, frost.  Maybe there is more then meets the eye.

Optimus Diesel smells like the shit under the sink that does the dirty work,  Formula 409 for the brain.  Strip off that reality mildew!  The flavor has more of a poison/Drano vibe than I usually dig on.  It certainly gets me medicated after some statutory vape.

While I normally get a reverse effect– wired, jumpy, creative juices flowing with indicas, while sleepy and introspective with sativas — this gets me on an energetic vibe, but ready to get immersed in anything.  A decent sample… anyone else out there tried this?

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